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Oct 20, 2014   214432 Notes.
standinginthesunlight-laughing:

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

actually, it’s under the top…

standinginthesunlight-laughing:

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

actually, it’s under the top…

(via hallamark)

Oct 20, 2014   288431 Notes.

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose, via shut-down-your-tv)

Oct 20, 2014   101673 Notes.

femalebattlecry:

witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.

And how Whedon didn’t need to erase her femininity to have her being kick-ass.

(Source: blackwidowsredledger, via another-know-it-all)

Oct 20, 2014   0 Notes.

For someone’s who’s pretty ugly I’m can be so judgemental of how others look it’s awful :(

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snorlaxatives:

i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do

(Source: snorlaxatives, via encourage)

Oct 20, 2014   238490 Notes.

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via thenerdysoccerplayer)

Oct 20, 2014   283895 Notes.

yourenotspoopy:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

Sorry but is this not just moon sand

(Source: teknolojimanya, via thenerdysoccerplayer)

Oct 20, 2014   614977 Notes.

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Oct 20, 2014   65364 Notes.

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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Oct 20, 2014   150403 Notes.
mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

(via buddhas-d3light)

Oct 20, 2014   42107 Notes.
stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

(via izzylikeslamps)

Oct 20, 2014   192879 Notes.

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

(Source: toodutchforboo, via thenerdysoccerplayer)

Oct 20, 2014   48932 Notes.

byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via encourage)

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