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Oct 01, 2014   123536 Notes.

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Oct 01, 2014   281426 Notes.
herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

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Oct 01, 2014   160031 Notes.

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starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

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Oct 01, 2014   279886 Notes.

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Oct 01, 2014   384607 Notes.

jerk-and-bitch:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

a-bookworm-in-221b:

superblys:

starkiddestiel221b:

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JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

IT’S A LAW

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

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Sep 30, 2014   17672 Notes.
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prozac-panda:

I was sick of feeling so insecure about my recent psoriasis flare-up. So for the first time, instead of hiding and hating my own skin, I decided to embrace my flaws and wear my spots with pride. Turning my spots into leopard print with a little artwork.

Beautiful

redefiningbodyimage:

prozac-panda:

I was sick of feeling so insecure about my recent psoriasis flare-up. So for the first time, instead of hiding and hating my own skin, I decided to embrace my flaws and wear my spots with pride. Turning my spots into leopard print with a little artwork.

Beautiful

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Sep 30, 2014   24015 Notes.

userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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Sep 30, 2014   20815 Notes.

proudly-pro-choice:

It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie

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Sep 30, 2014   225075 Notes.

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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Sep 30, 2014   239788 Notes.

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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Sep 30, 2014   408634 Notes.

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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Sep 30, 2014   364943 Notes.

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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Sep 30, 2014   49958 Notes.

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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Sep 30, 2014   201819 Notes.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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